Monday, 3 February 2014

The Organ Donor



Elizabeth stood in the endless queue.  The last thing she remembered was dying, but fortunately the memory wasn’t too clear.

She appeared to be in a tunnel lined with gold.  It looked vaguely Egyptian to her, an impression that was confirmed when she turned a corner and saw a set of scales.  On one side was a feather.  She saw a god she recognised as Anubis weighing the hearts of those in front of her on the scale while Thoth recorded the results.

Finally it was her turn.  Anubis reached an ethereal hand into her chest, and came out empty handed.

“Where’s your heart?”  He asked.  “I see no jars with you.”

“I’m an organ donor,” Elizabeth said, proudly.   "I gave all of my organs away."

Anubis and Thoth looked at one another, then at the length of the queue behind her.

“We’ll let you through this time,” said Anubis, after a moment of silence.  He looked disgruntled.  “But next time, you really need to bring it with you.”

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