There once was a dino named Tim
Who decided to go to the gym.
He ran for a bit
To try to get fit.
But decided it wasn't for him.
There once was a girl who read too many books
And there were many who told her she would lose her looks
She just rolled her eyes
And said, to their surprise
“You know, I just don’t give a fuck.”
There once was a hedgehog named Jo
Who wanted to learn how to row
She got a small boat
And a waterproof coat
And said, “now how do we make this
thing go?”.
The way to win the heart of a fella
Is not to scream or yeller
But to smile demurely
And learn how to curtsey
And giggle beneath an umbrella.
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