“Two minutes of your time sir? Just two minutes.”
He was a nondescript looking salesman. His suit, eyes and hair were brown, or maybe grey. No one really looked. He had no distinguishing features. We can call him Jones, though it really doesn’t matter.
Jones could generally be found in the middle of a crowded street, near where you live. It wasn’t quite clear what he was selling, but then, who pays attention to salesmen on the street?
The offer he made was always the same. “Two minutes of your time, sir, ma’am? Just two minutes. Two minutes of your time, for whatever you want.”
...
The most subtle deal Jones ever made was with a woman named Christina.
She was on a train. She wasn’t sure how she’d gotten there, but that didn’t surprise her because she also knew she had a migraine. She was in too much pain to try to remember anything, or to be surprised that she couldn’t.
The world swam around her, and she fought off the temptation to throw herself out of the window. She’d give anything to make the pain stop.
She staggered down the train, trying to find somewhere where she could sit and rest. The majority of the seats were full, and the ones that weren’t were facing backwards. The migraine made her nauseas enough; she couldn’t handle motion sickness as well.
As she walked past, one of the other passengers looked at her sadly and shook his head. She couldn’t quite figure out who he was, or why he seemed familiar. She couldn’t spare the attention to try to figure it out.
Christina kept walking, practically on auto-pilot, knowing she couldn’t stand in the aisle and unable to find a place to stop. She’d walked nearly the entire length of the train before she ran into Jones.
“You don’t look well,” he said, stating the obvious. She was pale, slick with sweat, and swaying slightly.
Christina didn’t risk speaking. She didn’t want to make any noise. She shielded her eyes and nodded gently, trying not to jolt her pounding head.
“I can help you,” he continued, with a sympathetic look. “Would you like a migraleve?”
Christina couldn’t think of anything better. She knew from past experience that migraleves were one of the few brands of pill that could take the pain away.
“It’ll just took two minutes of your time,” Jones told her. “Two minutes. Okay? Nod if you agree.”
Christina nodded. She’d agree to anything for that pill.
Jones handed it over with a grin that Christina missed, because she was still shading her eyes. “Wonderful,” he said. “Pleasure doing business with you.”
Christina took the pill.
Christina was walking down the train again, her head pounding. Jones had taken the last two minutes, and she repeated the journey and the deal endlessly, never getting any further, never realising that she was making the deal in a dream. Unfortunately for her, deals with the devil still count even when they take place entirely inside your own head.
On the outside, her body seemed to be in a coma. Her family watched helplessly as her life ticked away in two minute increments that she didn’t realise she was selling over and over again.
...
Jones met Tom at a party. Drunk on cheap champagne, Tom was discussing his plans with anyone who’d listen.
“Look at her,” he said to Jones, holding out a mobile. On the screen was a picture, of Tom himself standing with his arm around a beautiful woman. “We’re getting married!”
“Congratulations,” Jones said. “You must love her very much.”
“I do!” Tom took another swig of champagne. “I’d give anything to make her happy.”
“Two minutes,” said Jones. “Would you give two minutes?”
“Two minutes?!” Tom slurred. “In a heartbeat. I’d do anything to make Caroline happy.”
“It’s a deal,” said Jones, and shook Tom’s unresisting hand.
Caroline was happy, though she never met Tom. Jones had taken away the two minutes in which he was conceived, and Tom was never born.
...
“Two minutes sir?” Jones asked the businessman rushing past. He was back on his street, where he did most of his business. “Two minutes of your time?”
“Get out of my way!” The man snarled. “I can make a fortune in two minutes!”
“You’d give two minutes for a fortune?”
“Of course I would!”
“It’s a deal,” said Jones. The man would have found his smile sinister if he’d taken the time to turn and look at it.
The man made his fortune, but, only two short years later, Jones took the two minutes in which he could have escaped, and the man burned alive when his mansion caught fire.
“Two minutes? Sir, ma’am? Two minutes?”