Thursday, 19 February 2015

The Earworm - a Horror Story

Tracy sighed when she heard the beep in her ear. Patiently, she waited for the whisper to finish – it was a new one. She couldn’t quite make out the words.

“Hello,” she began, as she’d done fifty times already that day. “Thanks for ca-“

It was then that Tracy toppled from her chair and onto the floor, blood streaming from her ear. The agent next to her – Vince – began screaming. His manager, Sarah, came over and carefully checked Tracy’s pulse.

“Auto in!” she snapped at Vince, who was gawking. It wasn’t every day that the person next to you suddenly fell out of their chair. Reluctantly, Vince took another call.

Beside him, and her fellow manager, David, quietly discussed what to do. Sarah gently laid a coat over Tracy – who still hadn’t moved, Vince noticed – while David walked away. Vince wondered if he was calling an ambulance. This guess was confirmed when a couple of paramedics arrived fifteen minutes later and took Tracy away. Vince noticed that Tracy’s phone had somehow switched itself off; she wasn’t just logged out, the phone was completely dark. That was odd. Maybe the manager had unplugged it when he wasn’t looking, but why would Sarah do that?

“What happened?” everyone whispered. Vince shrugged. He thought about asking to go home early, but decided that was unlikely to be allowed. Besides, it was raining and the thought of going outside was just slightly more horrible than staying at work.

When Vince came back from his break, later that day, another agent had disappeared.

“She just collapsed!” someone told him. “Exactly like Tracy did!”

Vince was now spooked. He wondered if some sort of awful illness was going around that was making people faint?

When the third person collapsed, an hour later, he was more than spooked. It was Tariq, opposite him, and it happened exactly like Tracy. A call came through, he started to speak, and then suddenly he was never going to speak again.  To satisfy his own curiosity, Vince had put himself in natural and gone round to try plugging Tariq's phone back in, to try to get it working. It was completely dead.

One co-worker had put herself in natural, gone off to have hysterics in the ladies, and was refusing to go back on the phones. Eventually, she was sent home sick. Wait times were increasing, as everyone started spending more time in aftercall, discussing the three agents who’d collapsed so far, wondering whether they were dead or just ill.

It wasn’t long before another two people collapsed; an agent and the manager who’d been listening to her calls, giving her side by side coaching. Vince tried telling David about the weird way the phones had gone down, and the fact that they’d all been listening to calls when they’d fallen unconscious. With trepidation, David opened their call listening program on his PC and started listening to one of the calls on his earphones. He collapsed as well.

Vince took off his headset, put himself back in aftercall and refused to take another call. Sarah finally agreed that something weird was happening, and that getting them all off the phones was for the best. With a sigh of relief, the remaining agents – only six of them, since most people had gone home at 5pm – either put themselves in aftercall or logged out. Vince watched as the last agent tried to log out, but, without realising, put her phone on speakerphone instead. The buttons were right next to each other.

With a feeling of dread, Vince to call out to her, to get her to turn the phone off, to make sure no sounds would come through. He was too late.

They heard a beep, and then a grinding, whirring sound. It only lasted a second, but seemed much longer. By the end of it, everyone in the room was dead.

Saturday, 8 November 2014

You Can't Build a City on the Rea

I mostly have the choruses and the bridge.  Chords too.  Verses are a little sketchy.

g add 9, a add9, em7

There's a hamlet here, nothing more
I don't know why you think it could be more

you can't build a city on the rea
no you can't build a city on the rea
and you can't put your hopes on me
you can't build a city on the rea

just let me be, let me be, let me be

But I know you won't let go of this idea
and you know I won't stop tryna make you see

you can't build a city on the rea
no you can't build a city on the rea
and you can't put your hopes on me
you can't build a city on the rea

but you bring out the very best in me
There's a little hope that you have made me see
you're the sunshine to my rose, I hope you know

You can't build a city on the rea
but if we build a new waterway
maybe you can build your city, maybe you can have your way
and maybe you can put your hopes on me.
with some help, you can put your hopes on me
so come with me, come with me, come with me

Monday, 6 October 2014

The After Lives of Lydia Montmorency

I hate my body.

I really hate my body.

It's not in bad shape, I guess.  Comparatively speaking.  I'm thinner than I've been in years.  This new diet - hahaha - is the first one I've ever been able to stick to.  Funny that.  I've stopped bothering with make-up, though.  And fashion.  Any interest I had in fashion has long since fallen by the wayside.

"When's the last time you washed your hair?" I ask myself.  Rhetorical question.

I sigh, and float through a wall so I don't have to look at myself any more.  Stupid body.  Despite this part of me having long since evacuated that shell, I still feel attached.  We would resemble sisters, I suspect, if there were anyone who could see both of us.

I stuck my head back through the wall.  My body looks over at me.  Like a dog.

"Come on," I say to my own rotting carcass, with a sigh.  "Let's go get you some brains."

Friday, 3 October 2014

I Hold Your Hand

I hold your hand.

It's so warm.  Your veins stand out across the back, from all the exercise you've done.  There are calluses from gripping, climbing, pulling, clinging on to life and vibrancy in a way that so few do.  The nails are bitten.  Your fingertips have those sensitive teardrops on them, though you've numbed them through repeated exposure.  So do mine.

I'd give anything to hold your hand, but now that I finally am, I wish I couldn't.  It's hurting you.  I see your frustration, as you learn how to do simple little things, like eat, and type, and tie your shoelaces, without the use of your left hand.  I'd give it back to you if I could.  I'd give you anything if I could.  But letting go of your hand now won't give it back to you, and I've been starved of you for so long that I can't let go.

It was two years before we met that I...that I became cold.  It was an accident, a tragic accident.  You were never meant to be without me.  Your life wasn't supposed to be this hard.  We could have been great together.  We will be one day.

For now, because of that accident, I can hold your hand.  I know you know that, because when you feel my cold fingers on your warm phantom limb, you jump, sometimes, startled.  Then you smile, a hopeful smile, and I feel reassured.

One day, we'll start over together, in two new lives.  For now, I'll wait.  For now, I hold your hand.

Tuesday, 9 September 2014

At Least (Oh You) - Draft 1

Oh you
you kissed me at the station
at the end of our first date and
I
guess you never knew
That I'd planned to kiss you too
Just the same
Guess that's our game.

Oh, we
Lala la la la lalala,
Lala, la la la lalala,
You and me...
Were wrong as wrong could be,
but at least
We got that right
We got one thing right

And do you
Remember that long night
When I sang and held you tight
because you
had those nightmares and those dreams
That just wouldn't let you sleep
without me
You needed me.
and though next day you said
we'd never talk of it again,
at least
We had that night
we got one thing right.


Wednesday, 3 September 2014

The Shape of You

A withered red rose, saved from a bouquet,
I'm allergic to roses, but I think that's wearing off.

A single cup with two straws.
A ticket to the Apollo Victoria,
"That's Galinda with a Gar",
More ticket stubs, Jimmy Carr this time.

A review for Scar 3D,
An empty space in my bed.
The 11th.
The second series of Green Wing.

A void on my righthandside,
The beep of a text or an msn message,
My cold hands.
Christmas.

These are the things that make the shape of you,
The space that is left when you leave.

Saturday, 23 August 2014

Marvellous to Me, 3rd Draft

Can you imagine if Pietro and Lorna 
Dane got together.
It would be like
"You can't catch me, I'm too fast so
Why do you try when you can never keep up?"
So maybe
I'm just saying maybe
Maybe we should slow things down...


Or pretend Colossus and Kitty Pryde
Well, made it work together, or tried
It'd be like
"My strongest grip can't hold you
You're slipping right out of my hands
But still you get through
Every defence that I ever had,"
So maybe 
I'm just saying maybe
Maybe we should just be friends.

But I wish you knew
Wish you could see
You're marvellous to me
You always were
Always will be
Marvellous to me.

To me
You're marvellous to me...

Gambit and Rogue tried to work it out
Though he
He couldn't touch her and if he tried,
Well she -

She would kill him like you're killing me.
So maybe -
Baring a miracle maybe
Maybe we should just stay fiction.

But I wish you knew
Wish you could see
You're marvellous to me
You always were
Always will be
Marvellous to me.

To me
And though I know
We will never work
You'll always be
Marvellous to me.
To me
You're marvellous to me...